What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 19:36

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Goldfinger
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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